Trump Don't Ski Stickers

Pack of 10 vinyl stickers. A riff on a classic line, updated for the slopes. Weatherproof vinyl.

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"Charlie don't surf." Kilgore said it in Apocalypse Now while napalm painted the sky orange. A five-word summary of absurdity, power, and the audacity of telling someone else what they don't do.

Years ago we made Trump Don't Surf stickers and posters. Now we're taking it to the mountain. Trump Don't Ski.

It's not political commentary — it's a fact. The man does not ski. Have you ever seen him ski? No. You haven't.